“I don't trust society to protect us, I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them.” ― Mario Puzo, The Godfather

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ― Rodney Dangerfield

“There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception.” ― Aldous Huxley

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” ― Charles Darwin

“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.” ― Albert Einstein

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

“To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.” ― Aristotle

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.” ― Allen Saunders